Eek’s World

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. – Clarence W. Hall

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Hmm… Today a friend of mine (Xeromorf) visited me… Hmm…We haven’t talked for the last couple of weeks because of a smart joke he made… But that doesn’t matter anymore because he apologised (incredible isn’t it?). Anyhow… The interesting part is that he brought me a bomb (WTF?!? – ok… joking… Not really a bomb ) and he told me how he “argued” with a Gipsy…

So… “Once upon a time” (around 3 days ago)… A happy little Xeromorf was walking down the pretty road towards his home when the big bad wolf stoped him… Sorry, wrong story. Uhm… Oww… Yes! When a gipsy stoped him… Now here comes the speach.

WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 PLEASE CONSIDER NOT READING FURTHER

Ok…

Gipsy: Hey, man… Can i give a SMS from your mobile phone?

Xeromorf: Uhm… I don’t have any credit on my mobile phone…

Gipsy: FUCK YOU! Everybody says they don’t have credit ! Screw you motherf***er!

Xeromorf: No… Really! I don’t have any credit!

*Xeromorf pulling out his mobile phone from the pocket*

Xeromorf: Here, look!

*Xeromorf dialing “*123#” *

Gipsy: Yeah sure, you piece of garbage, you like all those other motherf***ers that s*** d*** all day… SUCK MY ****

Xeromorf: HEY! I didn’t curse you, you MUDER**** , *** * ** * ***** * **  ** *** ****

Gipsy: **** * ** *** *** * *** ** * ** *  ***** ** ******* * ** *****

Gipsy: So, you think your a wise guy?!?

*Gipsy super-slaps Xeromorf*

*Xeromorf stunned for 0.4 seconds*

*Xeromorf strikes punch at Gipsy*

*Xeromorf misses*

*Xeromorf strikes super punch at Gipsy*

*Gipsy dodges*

*Gipsy strikes punch at Xeromorf*

*Xeromorf dodges*

*Xeromorf kicks Gipsy*

*Gipsy -25 HP*

*Gipsy activates ULTIMATE (The KNIFE)*

*Xeromorf blinded 0.8 seconds from shiny KNIFE*

*Gipsy stabs Xeromorf*

*Xeromorf dodges*

*Gipsy double-stabs Xeromorf*

*Xeromorf dodges*

*Gipsy triple-stabs Xeromorf*

*Xeromorf stabbed, -75 HP, stunned for 1.2 seconds*

*Xeromorf activated WindWalk*

*Gipsy doesn’t have Gem of True Sight and looses Xeromorf from sight*

*Xeromorf escapes*

-> End of “nice” story! <-

… Hmm… And yes… It’s a true story… And people ask us what he haved with gipsys… Hmm… Never seen a good example! Really!